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shadzu: dorothy-cotton: m4ge: notreallykira: greengrey: vanboobsenstein: speakgirl: weirdsociology: dazaibrosamu: fluxcapacitoppar: autumn-and-eve: rosemannequin: homorobotica: fraudstory: richwhitelesbian: i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and...

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mormonhub: arguing with me

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Parents: They spend the first 2 years of your life...

most-awkward-moments: Then they spend the next 16 year telling you to sit down and shut up. I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

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iint0xicating: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Oh and fuck you too

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Watch

nothingbutanotaku: female-tyler: oh-my-godtier: u-ok: mononipplemoran: tokyosluts: powermuffgirls: oh my GOD omfg crying that was the last thing i would have expected to happen in 7000 years THEY JUST KEEP COMING OUT wHAT DSGKLJSDGKLJSDGHKSJDGHSDLKGJH PFHDFGSDKJGHKSLJDG XDD DUDE! SOMEHOW IT REMINDS ME OF KYLE. HIS JEWFRO COULD HOLD ANYTHING. XD PFFFFT—This guy is...

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Me: this is the worst day of my life I'm going to vomit I hate myself and the world I hope I die everything sucks

Me one day later: I am so happy everything is perfect I love everyone I have ever met let's dance

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In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck

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My views on sexuality

lulz-time: If you’re gay, that’s cool If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool If you’re asexual, that’s cool If you’re bisexual, that’s cool If you’re pansexual, that’s cool If you’re straight, that’s cool If you’re not sure, that’s cool If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.

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URGENT: Google privacy policy change

fuckyeahfeminists: Just got this in an email In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy. Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be explicitly associated with your name, your face, your phone number come March 1st.” And this applies retro-actively if you don’t act today. ...

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